how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Tracks
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the real question is how did they not realize that she was Emma Watson
I think we all know who’s behind this
Air Snape makes a sassy comeback
lmao poor emma
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Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
forever reblog
Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.
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this is the closest the internet will ever get to properly representing england
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spent a day with david tennant today
Oh my God the the third one
GOBLET OF FIRE
this is the best ever
putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%
AHHHHHH these are fun
What a cutie!
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modern music fan:
sings the words
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classic rock fan:
sings the words, guitar solo, bass riff, and drum parts
